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Megyn Kelly is Still a Massive Twat, But Mitt Romney Has a Huge Wang (Censored Version)

Megyn Kelly is Still a Massive Twat, But Mitt Romney Has a Huge Wang (Censored Version)

Megyn Kelly, anchor of some white guy’s network, is still being pursued by liberals and stuff, claiming that her blatant and sour opinions that put people to shame were morally wrong and shouldn’t be on a comedy network such as FOX news.

After receiving a series of death threats, men and boys who have furiously masturbated to her trying to talk about politics, showed their devotion to her breasts, claiming that every man has the right to release all over her face in front of the TV and later regretting it as the camera panned to Bill O’ Reilly.

We reached to FOX news as one comedy network to another, asking questions such as, “Will we ever get to see Megan’s white breasts?”, “Is she really that doable?” and “Is Mitt Romney’s wang really that huge?”

No response was made from the FOX news team and staff. We later saw our mistake and attempted one last time, but this time on the ‘Hail Allah!’ line. With no surprise at all, we were greeted with welcome.

Our editors received the red carpet treatment and were even invited to the annual Cracker convention in Saltville.

Everyone in the convention was there, from Megyn Kelly to that fat ass and massive cunt; Nancy Grace. Even Megyn’s supporters were invited, resisting every urge to do her like the little twat she was.

Just the very thought of caressing her tight, white ass right then and there and spanking it by the fireplace while her tied-up husband and children watched every minute of it made the supporters wet. They were ready to drown in the conservative snatch.

Their dreams were soon shattered when Megyn was found dead inside the restroom. Her diagnosis was later confirmed, revealing that she choked on her massive lies. Women everywhere were left disappointed. No longer could they fascinate over a white man with an average sized wang. That man being Mitt Romney.

Burn for your Mitt Romney lies you ever sexy bastard!

#MittRomneysBigWang

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3 Responses to “Megyn Kelly is Still a Massive Twat, But Mitt Romney Has a Huge Wang (Censored Version)”

  1. Bob Peters says:

    What weird "a" hole wrote this stupid garbage. You are not a normal being. Megan Kelly is a very smart beautiful young lady. Yes, she is White. I am glad we have Fox so we can find out what is happening to our country.

  2. Neil Wasserman says:

    Who is the dunbass that writes this shit, I would put Kelly up against any liberal anchor on CNN, MSNBC and Megyn Kelly would destroy them….AND THATS A FACT!!!

  3. Prof Slam says:

    I’d put any higher achieving high school student up against any of these clowns. It’s college that makes them stupid. A steady paying job that makes them lazy. Fans with erections that make them arrogantly inept.

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