Know how some things just smell fantastic? Roses, fresh tennis balls, your own farts? It’s all the same, but for this guy, he just really loves the smell of cocaine, and as he huffs it up gram-by-gram, he continues to learn a new appreciation for it.
If you don’t know what cocaine smells like, you should cut yourself off a line, harf it up, and tell me it’s not the sweetest burn of back-of-head-burning-aspirin you’ve ever had the pleasure of… let’s crank up some music!
You’ll meet some loose women, but luckily, the coke will steal your erection, so it’s a perfect form of birth control, and when in doubt, take another bump and don’t look back. Just keep riding that rail all day and night until you crash.
Don’t worry though, your boss will understand when you call in on Wednesday afternoon to say why you haven’t been in for over two weeks, but unfortunately, your job is gone.
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