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Duck Dynasty Tops WWE and Pawnstars W/E 1/26

Duck Dynasty Tops WWE and Pawnstars W/E 1/26

Cable TV results are in for W/E 1/26 and Duck Dynasty at 6.6 million viewers easily beats out its cable reality competition.

World Wrestling Entertainment came in at 5.2, 5.0 and 4.3 million for its three Monday shows and Pawnstars clocked in at 5.2 and 4.7 for its Thursday programs.

“Lizzy Borden Took an Ax” had a surprisingly good showing at 4.4.

Gold Rush, Real Housewives of Atlanta, Spongebob SquarePants, Love and Hip Hop and repeats of The Big Bang Theory also had respectable numbers above 3.5.

With the exception of staged wrestling programs, it doesn’t look like anyone will knock DD off it’s pedestal as premiere fake reality cable king.

Duck Dynasty was beaten in overall viewership by the top 40 Network programs.


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One Response to “Duck Dynasty Tops WWE and Pawnstars W/E 1/26”

  1. deeptrout says:

    Crap, they came in at 7.5 this week.

    We’re never going to hear the fucking end of it..


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