Category: Health
Tattoo Fails to be Even Remotely Sexy
Author: Brian White Published Date: March 15, 2004
Jerri-Anne Thomas is a newly divorced, middle-aged, portly housewife who has been working hard to express the hunger of her acute onset mid-life crisis. When her sexually liberated spinster friend got a new tattoo hailed as sexy by a variety…
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Razor Blade Sales Down Despite Halloween
Author: Rudager P. Marshall Published Date: October 29, 2003
Major razor manufacturer Gillette and pin and needle maker PrickCo have shown slumping sales, even though Halloween is only days away. Late October usually sees a surge in sales of razors, needles, and other sharp objects.
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Woman “Powdering Nose” Actually Taking Big Ol’ Dump
Author: Rudager P. Marshall Published Date: July 4, 2003
SAN FRANCISCO – While on a dinner date with Oakland resident Robert Madison, 25, Eva Truman, 24, excused herself, claiming she had to powder her nose. Subsequent investigation, though, has revealed an ulterior motive to her bathroom visit Tuesday night.