Category: The Rest
Satirist Finds Fame by Hiding Numerical Code in Works
A satirist has amassed a large following after John Halpern from Okracoke Island, NC won over $1.3 million in the state lottery by cracking the numerical code hidden in an article written by Dominic Benjamin entitled “Octomoms Claim Numbers Don’t…
Wall Street Builds Bunkers for Bankers with Blinkers
Avatar Breaks All-Time Gross Record
But still only covers 1% of the cost of the war on terror, assuming you back out the costs of TSA and other international – arguably needless and ineffective – counter-terror measures. After backing out those costs, the $3.6 billion…
McDonald’s Introduces the McWineCooler
In a bid to remain the #1 burger chain in the world, McDonald’s has announced that it will start selling wine coolers at its South Beach locations in Miami beginning the middle of March, 2010, just in time for spring…
Sarah Palin to Open for Jonas Brothers in Anchorage, Alaska
Jonas Brothers fans in Anchorage, Alaska have finally gotten their wish. The Jonas Brothers are tentatively scheduled to perform at MaS! (Make-a-Scene) sometime in late June or early July, 2010. A firm date hasn’t been set. What is unusual about…
Conan O’Brien Clashes w/ NBC Titans
Blah blah blah… haven’t we heard it all before? It’s a late night segment with no good joke and a segment that promises never to end. Sure, NBC screwed him practically inside-out, and now the late-night darling is trying to…
Nick Jonas Dubbed Tiger Woods of the Disney Tween Scene
What’s the difference between Tiger Woods and Nick Jonas? Tiger Woods was married when he “dated” all those other girls. Nick Jonas on the other hand, is quickly approaching Woods as one of the most prolific daters on the Hollywood…