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Lady Gaga May be Getting Married or Not

In a surprise turn of events, Lady Gaga today denied rumors that she was getting married, but hinted that she probably would get married. Those close to her say that she is contradicting herself as a way to throw off the scent of any paparazzi sniffing around.

Gaga admitted on the Graham Norton Show that she was not dating anyone because she was too busy, but further admitted that she was in a monogamous relationship with Canadian, Luc Carl, at some time. She said the relationship may even be ongoing, but she doesn’t know for sure. Continue Reading

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Bin Ladens First Day In Heaven

Hey! Where’s Allah at? I got something to say to him.
Who are you? Buddha? Buddha! What the Hell!
Hey, where’s my 47 virgins?
Man, what’s up? Its hotter here than Afghanistan!

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American Spoof Writers Raked Over Coals by Queen Elizabeth

Those closest to Queen Elizabeth are saying that she is becoming quite upset with the way American satirists are cashing in on the upcoming nuptials between her grandson and Kate Middleton. Although she has long gotten over the rude treatment she has personally received from satirists for years, the Queen’s beef is against American writers who have no idea how to write a decent spoof that sounds remotely like a Brit would have written it. Continue Reading

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Trump Says Fukushima Disaster is Racist

Reality star Donald Trump had upped the crazy ante once again, doubling down on the quake/tsunami stricken Fukushima nuclear power plant, swearing that it is “probably a Muslim plot,” and adding that it is “likely the one place that had Obama’s birth certificate, but now it’s buried under a hundred billion tons of melted down neutonium.”

Also, Trump wished to confirm to his followers, not that his hair is real, but that it is “the best look for a man’s hair.”

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Airline Bans Overly Tall Man from Flying the Friendly Skies

Afraid of another air disaster involving a hole in the top of the passenger cabin, a major airline carrier has recently banned an overly tall traveler from boarding one of its jets en route from Oregon to California.

While the man was not nearly tall enough to reach the ceiling by merely standing up, flight attendants were worried that should he get the urge to suddenly jump up and down with glee–say in the event he was told that the flight he was on might actually arrive on time–he could possibly cause a hole in an already stressed roof panel, thereby creating a dangerous situation for the other passengers.

Last seen, the man was boarding a Southwest Airlines flight instead.

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Obama OK’s Airstrikes On Libya- Republicans Scream Against It

“What? We’re going into an oil rich country and we’re NOT going to take it over? What is the point of that?

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French Push For No-fly Zone; Are First To Airstrike Gaddhafi

Aren’t these the same French who everyone has been saying are military cowards? Aren’t they the same ones who went into Rwanda and put an end to the genocide there?

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Putin Declares That West Is Making A Crusade In Libya

And this is coming from the man who crusaded Russia right back to the Czarist times.

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America Once Said We’d Teach The Arabs About Democracy

….now it looks as though the ones in North Africa could teach us a lot about it.

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Someone Explain To Mr. Kaddafi That He Is Not A Martyr…

…if he mass murders his own people.
While THEY, on the other hand, may actually be the martyrs.

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Jon Cryer Moves in With Charlie Sheen

Jon Cryer Moves in With Charlie Sheen

Newly divorced and jobless, Jon Cryer has rented a U-Haul and begun the process of moving in with Charlie Sheen and the goddesses.

Asked if he wasn’t happily married just last week when we interviewed him, Cryer replied, “Well, yeah, yeah I guess I was. But without Charlie in my life, without a job, where was I freakin’ supposed to go?” Continue Reading

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Bush Refuses To Attend Global Leadership Summit

Bush the 2nd refuses to go to a Global Leadership Summit because he doesn’t want to be at an event that would invite someone who would do willful harm to the interests of the U.S., i.e. Julian Assange.

In a bit of a twist, Assange also stated he would not be in attendance for the same reason when he heard Bush was invited. The standoff continues.

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