Category: News In Your Briefs
Disinterested Wife on Period 21-days/month
Despite math, science and medicine being against her, newlywed Jerilyn Thomas, who has body issues and a noted lack of sexual interest, continues to insist that she is “on her period” a solid 21-days per month, much to the consternation…
TV Viewer Claims His Wife Invented Commercials
A TV viewer announced that his wife was responsible for the creation of TV advertisements. When asked how he came to such a conclusion, he had this to say; “Well it was just a matter of putting two and two…
Lady Gaga Mistaken for Letterman Band Leader Paul Shaffer
It was quite an embarrassing evening for Lady Gaga Saturday when fans approached her from behind and began shouting “Paul, Paul Shaffer, can I have your autograph?” Gaga has recently gone bald and while many love her no matter what…
Gamers Storm White House In A Risky Move
The boardgame Risk was the subject of controversy after several hardcore gamers attempted to attack the White House. A statement from the leader of the group before the incident said: “All of us have played a lot of Risk. We’re…
Sarah Palin Has ‘Todd’ Tattoo Removed
In yet another breaking story from an undisclosed source that the Palins are divorcing, a supposed cosmetic surgeon in Phoenix has neither confirmed nor denied that she performed a tattoo removal for Sarah Palin. But sources close to the sometimes…
Dear Hostway: You are Terrible
Your service is lacking, your customer care is almost completely absent, and your attention to customers like me who have paid you ten-fold the cost of domain registration ($35 bucks a year, come on, get real!) I have only one…
Mystery of Fights at Barnes and Noble Solved
After several fights had broken out at a Barnes and Nobles, the store manager had this to say; “In retrospect, we probably shouldn’t have put the Philosophy section so close to the Bibles.”
Steve Tyler Of Aerosmith Has Published His Autobiography
Erstwhile rocker and latter day Idol judge replacement Stephen Tyler has announced that he will soon release an autobiography. It’s quite an accomplishment, considering he’s never read a book in his life, but critics have already begun to pan the…
Lady Gaga May be Getting Married or Not
In a surprise turn of events, Lady Gaga today denied rumors that she was getting married, but hinted that she probably would get married. Those close to her say that she is contradicting herself as a way to throw off…
Bin Ladens First Day In Heaven
Hey! Where’s Allah at? I got something to say to him. Who are you? Buddha? Buddha! What the Hell! Hey, where’s my 47 virgins? Man, what’s up? Its hotter here than Afghanistan!