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Sarah Palin Pregnant Again. Claims it May Be Someone Else’s.
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: December 11, 2009
Man Arrested for Biting Satire
Joe Satire had bites about his head and neck but could not identify his attacker.
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Tiger Woods Played 9 Holes Sunday Morning
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: December 7, 2009
Later in the day, he took in a round of golf.
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Rumor: Tiger Woods’ Mystery Lover is Adam Lambert
Author: Brian White Published Date: December 3, 2009
While we have yet to verify our sources, we feel it would be irresponsible not to report this shocking rumor as it’s been reported to us. Is it true that the golf legend Tiger Woods has been having an intimate…
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Cash-Strapped America Selling Bootleg DVDs out of Chinese Embassy
Author: Brian White Published Date: December 1, 2009 4 Comments on Cash-Strapped America Selling Bootleg DVDs out of Chinese Embassy
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Scientific Weekly: Orwell’s Oceania Discovered off Coast of Washington, D.C.
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: November 27, 2009
Ocean Explorers have discovered what appear to be the ruins of a section of the Orwellian continent of Oceania off the Coast of Washington, D.C. Michele Bachmann is attempting to tie the discovery into her theory that Obama’s administration is…
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“Rocky VI” Filming Suspended While Stallone Battles Gout
Author: Sagman44 Published Date: November 6, 2009
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10th Body Unearthed in Gosselin Basement
Author: Brian White Published Date: November 3, 2009
Authorities are now searching for the murder weapon(s), believed to be incessant nagging and/or ill-advised hair plugs.