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Whitman Camp Lauds $162million in Personal Stimulus

Even though she may have intended it to lead her to the highest gubernatorial office in the land, she’s just happy to do her part… if you can accept all that.

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Whitman Camp Lauds $162million in Personal Stimulus
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Paul Camp Apologizes for “Pinko’s such Stompable Head”

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Paul Camp Apologizes for “Pinko’s such Stompable Head”
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Medical Marijuana Surges $0.00 on 105-Ton Tijuana Pot Seizure

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Medical Marijuana Surges $0.00 on 105-Ton Tijuana Pot Seizure
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Christine O’donnell Threatens Lagging Supporters with Newts, Brew

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Christine O’donnell Threatens Lagging Supporters with Newts, Brew
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Libertarians Successfully Slash Gov Jobs, Unemployment Magically Rises

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Libertarians Successfully Slash Gov Jobs, Unemployment Magically Rises
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Glenn Beck Says “One Nation, My Ass–It’ll Never Fly”

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Glenn Beck Says “One Nation, My Ass–It’ll Never Fly”
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World Stunned as Speidi Goes 36-hours without Press Release

WTF?! Click now to find out more! World Stunned as Speidi Goes 36-hours without Press Release
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George Bush Surrenders Heisman Trophy

WTF?! Click now to find out more! George Bush Surrenders Heisman Trophy
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Palin Out of News-Cycle for 72-Hours, Wingnuts Despondent

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Palin Out of News-Cycle for 72-Hours, Wingnuts Despondent
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Baby May Be Brittney Spears’ Areola by Age Three, Thanks to Linday Lohan Rehab Scandal

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Baby May Be Brittney Spears’ Areola by Age Three, Thanks to Linday Lohan Rehab Scandal