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Chapter 13: Big Trouble With Little Pimps

At 6 am, the cleaner finally came round. She gazed helplessly at Dickie. She knew who held all the power here. “Why you didn’t tell me. You could have call me,” she wept. “Why you didn’t call? Why you didn’t?…

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Chapter 12: If You Love Me, Stay Woke! (Honest Adolph Volume III)

“No,” muttered Pastor Trilby. “Nothing else…. They searched the house so thoroughly.” K’Simah frowned and took the letter. “All those years; and all I get is this lousy piece of paper. Disgusting. Otis, you… you… you…”

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Chapter 11: Is it Good for the Jews? (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul Friedman sat and stared at the grave. “Lucy, Lucy, Luce-Luce-Luce,” he snorted, as he burst into tears. There was no frickin’ justice in this world; that’s one thing for sure, ah hah hah…

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Chapter 10: Rivers and Temples (Honest Adolph Volume III)

“A remote temple in the Pennsylvania mountains,” sighed Adolph. “A somewhat unusual place to talk shop? At least, so I would have thought, if you would excuse my plainness of speech.” For the first time in months Deborah Mona Willow’s…

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Chapter 9: As a Child, Thou Shalt Speak Wisdom unto the Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)

The imam frowned as Jim gazed up at him innocently. “We are busy now. We are praying.” Jim stammered. “Sir. Sir. Mr. Mr. Imam.”

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Chapter 8: Give me Liberty, or Give Me Slumber (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Sally Thatcher sat thumbing through the book she had strangely chanced upon. She had never darkened the door of a library in her life. But something about the vaguely-intellectual old whiskey-guzzler had stuck inside her.

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Volume II of Honest Adolph is Finally Out!

Volume II of my novel, Honest Adolph, is already out on Amazon, Google Play and Kobo. In the very near future, it will appear at Barnes & Noble (Nook), as well as Apple iBooks. Thanks for reading so far; and…

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Chapter 7: Thicker than My Father’s Arms (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Willow. Willow-willow. Oh hey Willow, Will-Willow Ah me Daffy-Down-Dillies!   Where I am. Where I am. Sing, Temple Sing! Trink, Gunther Trink!

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Chapter 6: Motherhood is Mighty (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Final day in Alaska. Yesterday’s speech was a stormer. And now this one will be the BEST SPEECH EVER! Bubble threw the mike to his personal assistant. ‘OK, so wadawesay, boy? What are we gonna do to Russia?’

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Chapter 5: Sputs Under the Bed (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Alaska was cold at this time of year. But then again, when was it not? Senator Bubble stood up, raised his finger in the ear, and immediately commenced to rant and rave.

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Honest Adolph Serial: Useful Update

Sincere apologies. I’m still having technical difficulties with the remainder of the Honest Adolph serial. Until this is resolved, this is my regular commitment to you: a post every single day about the novel, including its broader context; as well…

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Chapter 4: China Soars, While Freedom Roars (Honest Adolph Volume III)

‘You know, Saul,’ Adolph remarked, ‘It really is such a pity we haven’t seen anything literary from you in a while.’ Saul frowned and said nothing. He was a hundred miles away. The room was silent. So deathly, deathly, silent.

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Chapter 3: Scrapbooks and Shredded Hearts (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Deborah Willow was now free from the strains and worries of her career as a rising star in the Democratic Party. She was also not badly off for money; not at all, thanks to her uncles in Iraq, who had…

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Chapter 2: Flowers in the Mirror (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Saul Friedman exited the funeral hall, still holding his messy clump of flowers. Big Xian’s sister-in-law warmly smiled through her tears. ‘Thank you for the flowers,’ she whispered. Saul didn’t hear her.

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Chapter 1: See-Saw, Pan-On-The-Jaw (Honest Adolph Volume III)

Another late evening. Big Xian yawned and stretched his arms. Good business. All of a sudden, he jerked his head and frowned. Surely not… Rats?

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Chapter 12: A Riddle Thickens (Honest Adolph Volume II)

Ruby Chandra de Montevideo ushered the eager, scarcely 35 year old Seamus Riddle into her office. ‘The last time anything big happened in this office,’ Ruby murmured seductive as sin, and as eternal rank benevolence, ‘it was truly something! But…

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Chapter 11: Hillel Against Hellfire (Honest Adolph Volume II)

Adolph Adams gasped in awe as he thumbed over the words of his warmest and bitterest best frenemy of all. If Humanity Exists, then All is Permitted: Germany’s Recognition of the So-Called Korean Genocide is a Horrific Act of Presumption…

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Chapter 10: Reds Have More Fun (Honest Adolph Volume II)

‘The fuck? They really beheaded the guy?’ grunted Bubble. ‘Oooooooo, yeah, baby! Took that pussy round the corner and chopped his freaking limey-dimey Kopficle around the head; you’d better believe it, bitches!’ Benito Scarlett Muskogee looked as though he were…

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Chapter 9: Tomorrow For the Brave (Honest Adolph, Volume II)

‘Well?’ snorted Bubble. ‘Here, sssir, is the audio and shlide show you ettshpecked,’ Klindel slithered, dribbling out of both corners of his mouth. First, the notable humanitarian pop star and radical artistic performance artist, Klubber Bonez: Phwoar! Mate! U S…

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Chapter 8: Captain Gaymerica’s Got Blown in the Office

This is it,’ breathed Senator Willow. That bastard…

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