Author: Mike Kelly
I like finding the humor in politics. Sometimes what you hear isn't that far from the bizarre.
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    Secretary Kerry Denies Arms For Syrian Handicapped
     Author: Mike Kelly     Published Date: March 5, 2013        
    
    
    
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    FL Governor Scott Concerned Gaping Holes Will Impact Tourism
     Author: Mike Kelly     Published Date: March 4, 2013        
    
    Republican Gov. Rick Scott expressed concern today that tourist will start avoiding his state to avoid being sucked into a gaping hole. Because he failed to be explicit about which gaping hole he was concerned with, it is unsure if…
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    Bleach Shortage In Kentucky Making KKK Gray
     Author: Mike Kelly     Published Date: March 4, 2013        
    
    
    
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    Drone Spotted Flying Over JFK Traced To NRA
     Author: Mike Kelly     Published Date: March 4, 2013        
    
    
    
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    Lew’s Treasury Secretary Position Secured, Economy Not
     Author: Mike Kelly     Published Date: February 27, 2013        
    
    
    
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    NASCAR Drivers Harassing Gordon On Starting Second Behind A Girl
     Author: Mike Kelly     Published Date: February 18, 2013         1 Comment on NASCAR Drivers Harassing Gordon On Starting Second Behind A Girl
        
    
    Not everyone is celebrating Danica Patricks pole position qualifying run. Many of the other drivers are giving grief to Jeff Gordon on not beating Danica for that position. The irony that they qualified behind him is lost on many in…
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    Conservatives Furious Over Historical Implications Of Mississippi Error
     Author: Mike Kelly     Published Date: February 18, 2013        
    
    Due to an error in not filing documents stating Mississippi’s ratification of the 13th amendment ending slavery, historical references will now show that slavery ended under President Obama’s second term. Speaker of the House John Boenher stated, “How many lucky…
