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Secretary Kerry Denies Arms For Syrian Handicapped

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FL Governor Scott Concerned Gaping Holes Will Impact Tourism

Republican Gov. Rick Scott expressed concern today that tourist will start avoiding his state to avoid being sucked into a gaping hole. Because he failed to be explicit about which gaping hole he was concerned with, it is unsure if…

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Bleach Shortage In Kentucky Making KKK Gray

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Drone Spotted Flying Over JFK Traced To NRA

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Vatican Construction Unearths Corpse, Believed To Be Hoffa

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Ann Coulter Changes Affiliation, Will Now Be Proponent For Human Race

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Lew’s Treasury Secretary Position Secured, Economy Not

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Papa John’s Stock Plunges On News That Beef Is Main Course At Pope’s Friday Dinner

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NASCAR Drivers Harassing Gordon On Starting Second Behind A Girl

Not everyone is celebrating Danica Patricks pole position qualifying run. Many of the other drivers are giving grief to Jeff Gordon on not beating Danica for that position. The irony that they qualified behind him is lost on many in…

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Conservatives Furious Over Historical Implications Of Mississippi Error

Due to an error in not filing documents stating Mississippi’s ratification of the 13th amendment ending slavery, historical references will now show that slavery ended under President Obama’s second term. Speaker of the House John Boenher stated, “How many lucky…

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