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NASCAR Drivers Harassing Gordon On Starting Second Behind A Girl

NASCAR Drivers Harassing Gordon On Starting Second Behind A Girl

Not everyone is celebrating Danica Patricks pole position qualifying run. Many of the other drivers are giving grief to Jeff Gordon on not beating Danica for that position. The irony that they qualified behind him is lost on many in the garage area.


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One Response to “NASCAR Drivers Harassing Gordon On Starting Second Behind A Girl”

  1. Phillip Norman says:

    What do you mean? Gordon is a girl! That fag has WAY too much sugar in his tank. Come on! The only major NASCAR driver ever who was kicked to the curb by a hot female! Nuff said.

    Uh, all those other idiots finished behind Gordon, so jokes on them.

    Go Danica!


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