Job-Saving Tips For Looking Important At Work
Hello again. Since good jobs are hard to find and higher ups are often looking for staff to trim, today I am going to share with you some of my favorite tips for looking important in the workplace. We all…
Tips on Keeping Your Job in a Sucky Economy
Well I am still employed! So things can’t be too bad. Every day while having my coffee and donuts, I read about massive layoffs and wonder if the ax will ever fall over here. So today I am going to…
Important Tips For Tax Deductions (Regardless of What Your Brother-In-Law Says)
Alcatraz, CA – Thinking about deducting those drinks that you had Friday night as a business expense? You are not alone. Looking for some last minute tax deductions? Well, we can’t help you, but we do have some tips on…
Successful Corporate Excuses For Being Late To Work
My Excuses For Being Late To Work Welcome to my world. This is my first of hopefully many columns about life in the workplace. My column is dedicated to everyday workers. Thank you Mr. CEO, but I can’t event count…
The Corporate Dress Code
Every summer one or all of my many superiors reminds me of the corporate dress code here at the hospital in New Jersey. Now I am not sure who comes up with this stuff or why, but it does make…
Ass Kissing In The Workplace
This month I would like to share with you my observations about brown nosing in the office. By brown nosing, I mean ass kissing. The reason that I state that these are my observations is to be clear that this…
Wal-Mart To Offer Sex Toys
Bentonville, Arkansas – Wal-Mart Corporation today announced that they are preparing to sell sex toys in select stores around the country. The mammoth retailer spent a full year on customer research and reached the conclusion that in select rural markets,…
Bathroom Reading At Work, Man Sets Own Record
Chicago – Looking for some peace and quiet to catch up on your reading? Try the bathroom at work. That’s right. Scott Edmunds (Not his real name), an accountant for an unnamed accounting firm in Chicago, recently read the entire…
Wal-Mart Trims Payroll: Replaces Employees For 2nd Time
Bentonville, Arkansas-Wal-Mart Corporation today announced a series of cost-cutting moves designed to decrease expenses and improve corporate profits. In this latest initiative, Wal-Mart executives announced a plan to replace over 4,500 current employees with lower-paid newcomers.