Day: March 5, 2017
Posted in Politics
American Voter Turnout Shrinks to Six People in 2028
Author: Benjamin Cain Published Date: March 5, 2017
In the year 2028, voter turnout fell in the United States to such an extent that only six people voted in that year’s presidential election. The winner, Republican Lee Dumbluck, received three of the six votes, while the Democrat received…
Following Weed Legalization, Trump Tries to Cede Maine to Canada – Trudeau Confounded
Author: Brian White Published Date: March 5, 2017
President-select Donald Trump, in a presidential huff of not-my-jobbery, quickly fled to Mar-a-Lago in Florida, as the right to consume recreational Marijuana was heating up in the King Lobster State of Maine. “I think it’s important for states to decide…