Day: December 25, 2016

Dateline: WATERLOO–A team of scientists and engineers at the Perimeter Institute in Waterloo, Ontario has invented a technique for converting American leaders’ hypocrisy into fuel to power an interdimensional starship. Thorsten Dillydally, leader of the team of researchers, was led…

Once in Royal David’s Tavern Sat a lonely family Mary, Joseph, and her baby All alone, on Christmas Day!   Joseph sighed and said to Mary It’s so dull, why don’t we have a beer? Mary scowled and wagged her…