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White House Laments Roosevelt Didn’t Have #HitlerSucks in 1940’s, Could Have Shortened War

Washington D.C. – Sixteen year-old White House Spokesman, Jay Carney, commented in today’s presidential press briefing that it was a shame the Roosevelt administration didn’t have the benefit of hashtags in the early days of World War II so they…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! White House Laments Roosevelt Didn’t Have #HitlerSucks in 1940’s, Could Have Shortened War
Posted in Opinion/Editorial Society

“Yucky World” with Dick and Janey (^-^) Today’s issue: Sex with a subordinate?

Announcer: Monica Lewinsky was recently interviewed about her affair with former President Bill Clinton. Dick and Janey’s guest today on “Yucky World” will be Hedda Enabler, spokesperson for the National Association of Disorganized Women. They will be discussing the fact…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! “Yucky World” with Dick and Janey (^-^) Today’s issue: Sex with a subordinate?