Day: October 7, 2013
Posted in News In Your Briefs
Obama Meets with Republicans; Shows Them His Spine
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: October 7, 2013
President Barack Obama finally sat down with John Boehner and Mitch McConnell to discuss how to end the stalemate over the funding of government. Unfortunately, neither side could make the concessions needed to end the standoff. Upon leaving the meeting…
Posted in Politics
Subspecies’ Ears Slowly Forming into Mouths
Author: Rusty Shackleford Published Date: October 7, 2013 1 Comment on Subspecies’ Ears Slowly Forming into Mouths
WASHINGTON—Scientists announced Monday that the subspecies rabia hospes interruptus is projected to undergo radical physical changes in response to their environment and need for survival. “Basically, to continue their way of life, these creatures are forced to protect themselves from…