Day: July 17, 2013
Posted in Internets Tubes
Facebooker Relieved Not to Give Damn About Any of Seven Friends Whose Birthday It Is Today
Author: Reidicule Published Date: July 17, 2013
CAMDEN, N.J. — Area Facebook User Griff Paley reported earlier this morning that he is very much relieved to see that, of the seven Facebook friends who are celebrating birthdays today, there isn’t a single one among them about whom…
Posted in Health
UK Taco Bell found to contain horse meat; Customers call it “vast improvement”
Author: Noah S. Published Date: July 17, 2013
Following the release of information claiming several UK Taco Bell locations have been serving unregulated horse meat, customers are rejoicing in the scandal. Calling the new burrito filler a “vast improvement” over the previous sawdust laden beef concoction, which in…
Posted in Comics
Dog Admits Why He Really Loves His Owner (comic)
Author: Brian White Published Date: July 17, 2013
If you think you know why your dog LIKES you, you’re probably right. If you think you know why your dog LOVES you, you’re likely awfully, awfully wrong. Dogs are simple creatures. They know love, fear, rage and satisfaction… what…