Day: November 12, 2009
Posted in Crime
Big Brother Builds Armpit Sniffer
Author: Rusty Published Date: November 12, 2009
A hi-technology device that can detect human fear through the medium of ‘smelling’ it is being developed by British scientists and could soon be sniffing out the body odours of anxious terrorists – or shoplifters, welfare benefit cheats, the chronically…
Posted in Human Interest
Christmas Light De-tangling Contest Erupts in Violence
Author: P. Beckert Published Date: November 12, 2009
Holy Smokes, VA – The first annual Christmas lights de-tangling contest held at the local BPOE lodge was interrupted late in the evening when one of the contestants, Harvey Smith, pulled a gun on fellow contestant, John Houdini, accusing him…
Posted in World News
The Funny Side of WW2 – Que?
Author: Rusty Published Date: November 12, 2009
According to a recent survey undertaken by the government’s Ministry for Wasting Time and Money the British youth of the 21st Century are possessed by a plethora of misconceptions concerning Germany, World War Two, the Nazi party and the Holohoax….