Why the USA will probably never legalize drugs. (Drug Consumer played by USA; Drug Lord played by Mexico)
USA: I want to stop! Go Away!
MEXICO: No you don’t! You love it! Let me in!
USA: OK, but just for a minute. You are so bad!
MEXICO: No, you are so bad!
…… 30 years later.
USA: When are we going to make this legal?
MEXICO: Baby, you don’t like it the way it is?
USA: Well, we been at this for awhile now, maybe we should make it legal.
MEXICO: I don’t know, my people gonna go crazy when they hear about it, they’d rather pretend we’re, you know, not hanging out together.
USA: Mine too! Let’s leave things the way they are for a while longer. Why fix what ain’t broken?