Radical moderate-political-Tory-ist and overgrown Trotskyite hooligan Iain Duncan Smith has finally rediscovered his radical roots. Frustrated with the petit-bourgeois false consciousness of the ideologically conditioned intellectuals (i.e. recent graduates!) in the civil service, he has threatened to smash, uh, ‘break up’ the Treasury.
ITS (Irritable Tankie Syndrome) now rants:
The Treasury is full of recent university graduates who are not ‘Red,’ but merely expert! They are utterly lacking in vision, and apply a mere mainstream establishment bourgeois liberal mindset to the grand schemes I have always dreamed of putting into practice! We must smash the Treasury and destroy every last vestige of evil bourgeois ideology in our country!
Note: If you think this is satire, you may just be disappointed. Read the account given in The Guardian, which is almost identical with this!
http://www.theguardian.com/politics/2016/may/12/break-up-the-treasury-says-iain-duncan-smith
What do you think ITS should do? Put your answer below… or at least be so good as to furnish some rather more radical far-leftie scientific insights than the tedious mainstream establishment claptrap I have posted here for one’s perusal!
Send in the tanks
Call in the Bullingdon Club
Inform the Piers Gaviston Society
Cry down the phone to Angela Merkel
Stamp my feet until I am sick
Stamp my feet until I am sick and I no longer have any money to feed myself, which would probably be some pretty hot-damn sweet fuckin’ karma TBH
All o’ t’ above, like