You ever wonder what your politicians get up to when your back is turned? Don’t be on edge any longer! These hard-working, rugged, men of the people always have their eye out for a new opportunity, and they never say no to an expedient and enticing opportunity for engaging more intimately with their beloved constituents and members.
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The Wet-Dream Team: Having Great Britain’s Back and Making England Big Again!
Scameron Bliss
Foxy Liam
Major League Johnny
Gorgeous Gideon
Haguey-Bums 29
Nick Grabbafing
Fresh Grayling
Ian Pastie’s Senior
Tremblin’ Trimble
The Subs (Always Hanging on in there for the ‘Right’ Opportunity!)
Nigel Frottage (also accompanied by his flamboyant alter ego Niiigel Frottaaaaaaazh).
Norman Tappitt (also accompanied by his athletic, eager and high stamina alter egos: On Yer Bike Osborne and Brokeback Mirror George!)
With Token Guest Showing (So Far Publicly Undeclared)
Scameron Bacon
Scameron Pringle
Scameron Cadbury
Scameron Sarko
Scameron Sharko
Scameron Penny
Scameron Pennyfeather
And finally, last but not smallest:
Panama Camderson!