An Open Rant To The “%&*#@&” Geniuses” Eastern Ukrainian Rebels

You absolute stupid f*&%$#ing a*^&*%s!

You %*&^-up cowboys who think you are the coolest things on the planet when really you are a bunch of dumb s*^*s who probably still wet the bed at night.

You, in trying to prove to each other how macho you are just shot down a plane full of people who had nothing to do with your f(*&%#-up taking of land and cities that do not belong to you. And you don’t have the guts to own up to it.

Ukraine wouldn’t have shot it down. They still can’t get their a*&%s together enough to kick you bums out. They want to keep their good standing with the rest of the world and shooting down planes from other countries tends to undo that. You guys don’t even have the understanding to understand a standing in the world. Typical mental deficiency one finds in hoodlums.

You f*&$#’s really think the rest of the world is going to think that anyone else but you would do such a thing? I bet you guys had this big blaster play toy and you were just itching to try it out. Why not shoot a plane out of the air? Any plane! Did it occur to you to check out what sort of plane it was? Or didn’t it matter? You probably just didn’t care.

As long as it wasn’t Russian.

Good forbid you shoot down one of your comrades. Not that you would give a rat’s a&*%s about any individual. You just don’t want to lose your gravy train that comes from old uncle Vlad or else the Ukrainians might get up the balls to come out and bury your stupid Russian s&^t in the Ukraine soil you claim to be yours.

I know you and your Russian handlers were probably pissing themselves green when they realized that they had gone way over the threshold they had so carefully waltzed up to many times to see just how far they could push the West and how much they could get away with. Now you know you are in &*%$@ so deep you probably can’t see beyond your own nose. You and your Soviet buddies might just as well go back and build up those Berlin Walls around your own country because no one is going to want to have anything to do with you now. You just shot a plane down from 32,000 feet in the air! No one anywhere in the world is going to feel safe flying now.

One has to wonder about your IQ levels to begin with when you want to team up with one of the world’s last surviving dinosaurs. The world’s largest nation land wise and it still can’t even feed its own people decently. Most of its people still live in poverty and the government is the political equivalent of the Mafia. These guys are going to be the ones to back up your a+*&? Yup, you bet. Just like they had East Germanys back when the walls came tumblin’ down. Having the Russians as your nurse maid is like having a zombie babysit your family while you go out to dinner.

Why do you guys wear masks over your heads? Does it make you are more macho or feel like you can get away with a lot more if you do? Or is it because computer, data-bases and cameras are so advanced now that someone could snap your photos and within minutes identify who you are and which branch of the Soviet special forces you work for? Or are you just plain f*&(&-ed up and think its cool?

If you guys do take over Eastern Ukraine what are you going to call it? Hoodlumville? Putinland? How about the Second Great Anschluss?

Are you going to build embassies for other countries to send their emissaries to? Do you really think anyone would come? Oh sure, North Korea would probably step right up along with Syria and Northern Nigeria. They would love your politics. Russia wouldn’t need one, they are already running the whole show anyway.

Do you really think Old Russia is going to be your Sugar Daddy for now and forever? Maybe if you let the big boys there all come down and build their dachas on your coasts and let them f&($@ your women. Then they will throw you a few bones to chew on now and then. You can then stare sad and misty eyed across the concrete and electric fences at the rest of Ukraine while they enter the 21st century leaving you beside in the 18th.

One last thing- while you are going through the pockets of the charred bodies searching for whatever valuables you can snatch, take a look at what are left of their faces and think for a moment that this was once a human who meant you no harm and had a life to continue on at a destination a thousand miles away from where they are now strewn across the fields that you are willing to kill anybody, anywhere over.

Please have a really f*&$#ed up day, like having a Ukrainian put a bullet through your worthless head.

Author: rfreed

I was born and I died. Being a disembodied entity makes it very cheap for me to get by. Not having to worry about eating or having a place to live gives me a lot of freedom to squander my time writing occasionally funny articles. See more almost funny stuff at http://inyear252509.wordpress.com/

5 thoughts on “An Open Rant To The “%&*#@&” Geniuses” Eastern Ukrainian Rebels

  1. Lack of empathy might be societally driven or maybe even linked to the rapid rise in autism. But then again, I really don’t care, so I may as well laugh about it.

  2. It is amazing to me how people can make fun of other people’s misery.
    Maybe they need a little more misery in their lives to make them more human.

  3. He’s taunting you. Don’t take the bait! He’s just looking for a reason to invade you!

  4. Ha,ha,ha.
    Your Putin so funny. Take off shirt, make people think he macho.
    He really need steroids.

  5. Ha ha ha . You make joke.
    You Yankees so funny with your American humor. I laugh at you!

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