Coalition Government Targets “Work-Shy” Slackers

In an official statement released only to the Daily Mail and the Daily Express, the Coalition government, made up of the Conservative and the Liberal Democrat parties, announced that they would be using the Work Capability Assessment (WCA) on another group that they believe are idle.

“We know these people are fully capable of paid, tax-generating work as they already do unpaid work,” Iain Duncan Smith, the Secretary of State for Work and Pensions said.

RIGHT: This photograph of an 11-year-old girl employed in the highly profitable trade of artisan glass blowing is a fine example of what a slacker is, or perhaps is not. It just depends which story we’re writing on any given day. (CLICK PHOTO TO ENLARGE)

“But they simply choose to sit in classrooms from the age of four until well into their teenage years, sometimes longer, so they need to be assessed along with the scroungers who sit in wheelchairs because they think it will get them out of paying their dues to the society that supports them.”

No wonder this wasn’t released to the majority of the press. It’s now unthinkable for a highly developed nation like the UK to force children to work for their living, and I don’t think I would want to be treated by a doctor or nurse who has received only a basic or no education. Would you?

Author: Sheogorath

As an Autie with a very warped imagination (IOO) and an extremely wicked sense of humour (IMO), I make quite a good satirist (also IMO), especially when writing songs about fanfiction, the Internet, or Disney.

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