While the financially elite in London are said to be looking forward to showing Mitt and Ann Romney a jolly good time in London this week, the majority of ordinary Londoners would be just as happy to see the Romneys go elsewhere for what is deceptively being billed as ‘Mitt Romney’s first foreign tour of his candidacy.”
“Screw ‘em and the dressage ‘orse they rode in on,” said Edna Swanscot, a volunteer at the London Olympics, who is primarily in charge of mucking the horse stalls, including the one where Ann Romney’s horse, Refalca, will be stabled during the dressage event.
“Betcha I ain’t gonna get to shake ‘ands with that rotter and ‘e’s wife, even if I clean me ‘ands on me apron first,” she said.
Swanscot’s husband, Earl, agreed “Thems ain’t ‘ere to rub elbows with the likes of us, I’ll say that much. Rather, the wifey’s ‘ere to show off ‘er fancy ‘orse, and ‘er ‘usband’s ‘ere to meet up widdem scoundrels wots from them crooked banks, ‘e is.”
Anticipating the next question, Earl then concluded “Yeah, I realize I ain’t pronouncing my effin’ aiches. It’s you Americans ‘oo want the ‘ole British reality thing, now innit?”
Who WAS that?? Eliza Doolittle?? She should be mucking Henry Higgins kitchen, maybe it will help her speech! And I wouldn’t want her mucking my horse’s stalls, I would be worried about what she might do to them! And frankly, I’m also NOT as worried about what Romney does with HIS money as I am about what that idiot Obama does with MINE!!
How clever. Sounds like you just described a horse race, Dave.
Even with all his SuperPAC money, Romney isn’t pulling ahead. It’s going to be a close race, but Obama is going to win it. Romney just can’t connect with the common man. Period.
Leave Rafalco alone. It’s the American dream to go to they Olympics, even if you are just a horse…