Plan Ahead: Using Your Covid-19 Masks in a Post-Pandemic World

(All versions: N95, surgical, cloth, conical, single/double strapped)

  • Sleeping Mask/ Blindfold
  • Bocce Ball Holder
  • Jock Strap
  • Hamster Hammock
  • Chihuahua Carrier
  • Coin Holder
  • Marble Container
  • Catapult
  • Slingshot
  • G-String
  • Eyepatch
  • Gag for Big Mouths
  • Baby/Elder Drool Bib
  • Portable Spittoon
  • Soup Stock Strainer
  • Half a Bra
  • Tennis Balls Pouch
  • Drip Coffee Filter
  • Cocktail Holder
  • Car Trash Bag
  • Pole Dance Costume
  • Cosplay Apparel
  • Geocaching GPS Protector
  • Hand Puppet
  • Doll Outfit
  • Origami Paper Holder
  • Fish Bait Holder
  • Sewing Kit
  • Graffiti Marker Sack
  • Small Handbag
  • Zumba Sweat Wipe
  • Harmonica & Kazoo Storage
  • Codpiece
  • Bucket List Repository
  • Walk of Shame Emergency Bag
  • Herbivore Feeder
  • Johnny Appleseed Pouch
  • Yarn Barn
  • Uninflated Balloon Animal Zoo
  • Beachcombing Depot
  • Inner Time Capsule Wrapping
  • Halloween Mask
  • Convenience Store Robbery Mask
  • Baby Food Pouch
  • Playing Doctor Tool Sterilization Pouch
  • Small Pillow (Filled and Tied)
  • Makeup Bag
  • Snack Container
  • First Aid Kit
  • Miniature Horse Feeding Pouch

Author: Ken Hogarty

Dr. Ken Hogarty, who lives in SF’s East Bay with his wife Sally, retired after a 46-year career as a high teacher and principal. Since, he has had stories, essays and comedy pieces published in Underwood, Sport Literate, Sequoia Speaks, Woman’s Way, Purpled Nails, Cobalt, the S.F. Chronicle, Points in Case, Glossy News, The Satirist, and Good Old Days. PO Box 84, Canyon, CA. 94516 Kenhogarty@gmail.com

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