Milo Yiannopoulos says Montenegro Should Join NATO

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Self-styled ‘dangerous faggot’ and Alt-Right pin-up Milo Yiannopoulos has recently made a stunning speech about the fabulous opportunities NATO offer for Montenegro.

First of all, NATO have the biggest missiles in the world. I’m sure you precious little snowflakes wouldn’t know about that one… Hm hm. U trig, hun?

Anyway. NATO is the one racy, militaristic crew of gangbangers on earth where the missiles cost more than a night in Soho.

Not that I would know, darling! Oh, she’s blushing, is she? Suck it up, buttercup!

Anyway, I’m all for being tolerant and inclusive. When it comes to affirmative action in the bedroom, there’s simply nothing edgier and more hot-to-handle, than a dangerous missile your comrades just can’t seem to get enough of.

So I fully support my namesake’s decision in this matter.

Still, I don’t know if the world is ready for two Milos with a couple of primed, provocative missiles though. Perhaps I should become a monk instead.

Meanwhile, social justice snowflakes are screaming about how offensive and Islamophobic this speech was, in its failure to mention QIFUK, the Queer Islamic Fundamentalist Utopia of Kosovo (TM).

Clearly, edgy media representation has its limits.

 

 

 

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