You ever hear the one about the Stalinist SJW?
He wanted to dismantle capitalist structures of oppression, abolish privilege, shield himself from uncomfortable facts, and create a huge sphere of hegemony all to himself where he could s*** all over his enemies, and censor anyone who disagreed with him!
P.S. To any humorless Tankies out there:
Sorry about the Trotsky meme!
U trig, huh?!?!?!