Jess Phillips Stabs Jeremy Corbyn in the Front! Like, LITERALLY, duuuuuuuuuude! Phillips Outraged at Subsequent Wildly Disproportionate Twitter Harassment
Moderate Khameine-ite Ayatollah Legitimizes Reverse Chickengirl Position for Some Edgier Farmyard Fun
Alex Jones Joins Washington Post, Furnishes Numerous Useful Insights on Russian Hacking Allegations
Keith Olbermann Warns: Donald Trump’s Belligerent Twitter Rants are Scarily Reminiscent of a Fraudulent Parody Account
Darling of GOP Republican Right Rick Santorum Denounces Donald Trump for ‘Unconscionable Bigotry and Horrendously Divisive Behavior.’
Oh, and last but not least-lie-infuriating…
Blair Pronounces: ‘Yes, 2016 Has Been Pretty Harrowing. But Look on the Bright Side: At Least I’m Still Around! ;)’