Astounding news continues from a Hong Kong based group of evangelical archeologists. The Xinyou Qing Project (rough English translation, ‘We go find Ark now’) first grabbed headlines this year with discovery of Noah’s Ark on Mt. Ararat. Detailed work at the site has now uncovered the most precious relics of Christendom.
According to remarks by lead Archeologist Xi Lang, the Holy Grail has been found inside the Ark of the Covenant inside the bowels of Noah’s Ark. According to the Xinyou Qing Project website, Dr. Lang elaborates on the discovery saying, “We climb big mountain. We find big woods pieces. This not normal so we inspectagate. I send in ten my most expendable people. They say they find box but then I hear loud sounds see bright light and hear screaming! When I go in my people face melted off. There is open box with broken rocks and stuff and a brunch of cups and gobrets.”
To a lesser archaeologist, identifying the sacred cup of Christ may have taken years of meticulous study, but Lang is well studied in Bibliology and Indiana Jones. He immediately noticed the modest wooden carved cup of a carpenter. Since the discovery, a multitude of archaeologists have examined and tested the sacred artifacts against both Indiana Jones and the Ark of the Covenant and Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and found them to be entirely authentic.
This site is the most important discovery since Buddha’s glucose meter was uncovered in The Lost Krispy Kreme outside the ancient city of Lumbini. Archaeologists from across the globe have begun scouring the site for other hidden ancient treasures. It is suspected that the Temple of Doom and up to six Crystal Skulls may still remain undiscovered at the site. Progress has been slow as workers have to out run giant boulders up to twelve times a day.
Despite broad consensus among the archaelogical community Pope Benedict XVI remains a skeptic. At a recent gathering, he publicly denounced the discovery declaring, “Holy Grail? Bah! We already have two!”