Posted on 17 February 2017.
Mosquitoes are evil little geniuses.
They are adept enough to fly up, whine in your ear, then take off laughing as you whip yourself in the head trying to swat them.
They know how to hold a victim in suspense as they flit about having the wiles to dodge the hand raised in self defense. Read the full story
Posted in Health, Science
Posted on 16 December 2010.
Cordova, Alaska 8:35 AM- There has been an apparent series of attacks on residents in the small Alaska coastal town of Cordova, approximately 100 miles south of Valdez, Alaska. More on this as we get it.
BREAKING NEWS: Cordova, Alaska 8:50 AM- Anchorage radio station AUNK has reported that the local police in Cordova, Alaska have been alerted to a series of attacks on citizens in various parts of the town that may be coordinated. Individuals appear to have been attacked by unknown assailants in numerous attacks. There is rumor that this could a form of terrorist attack. Read the full story
Posted in World News
Posted on 19 May 2010.
May 19, 2010: Posted from a secure, undisclosed location by Glossy News South America correspondent in hiding.
In addition to the ever present mosquitoes, the air is thick with tension in this peaceful Southern town, regarding next week’s Prom. The Yagonawana County School board voted in 2007 to make provisions for attendance by home schooled graduates, but no one anticipated the firestorm now unfolding.
Home schooled Lucinda Deveraux, described by ‘Tammy’s Tans’ owner Tammy Baker as “really pretty if you like ‘em raw biscuit colored” has announced she’ll attend with escort Jude Frampton. Read the full story
Posted in Society
Posted on 19 April 2010.
Fort Smith, Ark-Kansas (GlossyNews) — Former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee hasn’t announced his plans for 2012, but the FOX News commenter has lately been stressing his cultural values credentials. Speaking this week to UC Berkeley’s College Republican Union, Huckabee hit hard on the topic of Werewolves.
He told Kate, Bob and Xi Liang, “You young people are on the front lines in a war against creeping deviancy. There are so many who’ve chosen a lifestyle, and they want you to accept them as normal, and feel sympathy for them. It’s just wrong, these Werewolves. God made each of us a species, and we’re not supposed to go around switching species every time the moon comes out.” Read the full story
Posted in Politics