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Chapter 4: Sisterhood is Treason (Honest Adolph Serial, Volume I)


Ohhh, for the love of…

You remember how vile Senator Bubble was to his Nicaraguan maid, Marta, in Chapter 1?

Well, not only is he a racist and a misogynist, but his woman-hating extends even to his own family.

This chapter isn’t easy to stomach.

But we all know what political power does to people when they allow their consciences to go to the wall.

Don’t accept it!

Be angry!

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Obama Charged With NDAA Violation


Hillary Clinton has declined interviews, saying “We will seek our attorneys,” over breaking news that US assistance to Syrian rebels in order to oust the Assad government, could violate the NDAA (National Defense Authorization Act).

Admittedly, the Obama administration is caught between upholding the NDAA, on the one hand, and charging itself on the other, in which case it can be arrested without habeus corpus and held without charge, indefinitely. Read the full story

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Wikileaks Founder Charged w/ Molesting Dozens of Political Careers


Washington 0500hrs: Creepy-looking founder of Wikileaks and alleged evil genius, Julian Assange, has officially been charged by prosecutors in Florida with molesting at least 26 political careers over the course of a single week last year.

The controversial figurehead and former computer hacker, currently under house arrest in England, claims the allegations are preposterous. “I did not assault these diplomats,” declared Assange, as he left court with his barrister, Geoffrey Robertson QC. Read the full story

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Glossy News Implicated In Wikileaks Treason Scandal


Office Of Homeland Security,
Washington, D.C.

To the Editor Brian K. White,

In the latest Wikileaks exposure, a document has been released that we find to be very disturbing. It is a missive sent via what are supposed to be classified channels from one of your ‘staff’, a Mr. Rfreed, to the Republican spokeswoman Sarah Palin. Read the full story

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Wikileaks Insider Leak: Assange is Developing Nuclear Capabilities


United States intelligence sources are claiming that Wilileaks Founder, Julian Assange’s recent release of highly sensitive cables is just the tip of the iceberg of what Assange is truly capable of. They paint the picture of a man who considers himself to be one of the most important figures in shaping the way the countries of the world relate to each other. Read the full story

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Feds Arrest Christian Horse Militia for July 4th Plans


Abercrombie, MI (GlossyNews) — Breaking News: A Christian militia, made up entirely of horses, was arrested today for planning a stampede through the middle of Main Street, USA on July 4th.

The leader of the herd, known only as Star, a wild Mustang from Utah, has confessed his organization was intent on creating anarchy Read the full story

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Labour Candidate Calls Queen ‘Vermin in Ermin’


One of PM Gordon Brown’s brain-dead New Labour election candidates may be sacked before he even gets a job following the instance of his calamitous faux pas of publicly declaring the Queen to be a “parasite” and “vermin scum” on a Tory-owned website.

Jacko McScrunt, who is seeking election to Slumgutter Hamlets Borough Council in South London next May, wrote the comments on Tory MP Dinsdale Fuctifino’s Facebook page. Read the full story

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