Posted on 06 January 2016.
Conspiracy Theories #3 – More Nightmares To Ruin Your Sleep
Conspiracy Theories is the hard hitting website that isn’t afraid to investigate and expose the dark forces that seek to prey in so many devious ways upon the general publicum. We are here because you need us! We are ever vigilant against those evil people, organizations, nations and cultures that are out to handicap and repress our great American lifestyle.
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The following are the dark, sinister plots we have uncovered this week:
Conspiracy Theory #934- Unscrupulous sleeping pill manufactures have been putting timed release micro-bits of caffeine in their sleeping pills to stimulate their sales. Determined to sell more by waking back up the very people who have been faithfully purchasing their products, these sleazy salesmen of scandalously non-salubrious saturated sleep aids have been wrecking the health of American citizens for months now. Read the full story
Posted in Human Interest, The Rest
Posted on 29 April 2014.
Rio de Janeiro – Text walking will become the newest sport to be part of the Olympic Games starting in Rio in 2016. The act of texting while walking has never been considered a sport but since so few people get killed while performing the act, Olympic officials assume there must be some skill involved in the activity.
Although still a relatively new activity in some parts of the world, millions of people navigate their daily lives while having their eyes and attention diverted to their handheld devices for hours on end. Miraculously, only a small number of these self-absorbed people end up in the hospital or worse from the activity. Read the full story
Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos
Posted on 23 January 2014.
Let’s face it. We’re all busy. Life now is much harder than it was back in the days before cell phones, the internet and Roomba vacuum cleaning robots.
There’s barely enough time in the day to update our Facebook status, let alone find time to see if our kids remembered to make themselves dinner before putting themselves to bed. Read the full story
Posted in Opinon/Editorial, Society
Posted on 12 December 2013.
Dateline: BERKELEY– While many Americans are reeling from the news that the NSA is spying on their locations by tracking their mobile devices, social scientists are concerned about a more existential threat: those devices are turning people into a#$holes. Read the full story
Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos
Posted on 31 July 2013.
In our increasingly technology-bound culture, cell phone use has exploded over the past decade. A recent report indicates there are now more cell phones in the USA than people, and three times more cell phone users than people who can locate the United States on a map of North America.
People use their cell phones to do all sorts of things – a few have even been known to use them to place phone calls. But mostly, people use their cell phones to text thought-provoking comments like Hey. Read the full story
Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos, Human Interest
Posted on 27 May 2013.
WASHINGTON — In a surprise move late last night, President Obama declared “Prima Nocte,” invoking the controversial 16th century feudal statute that allowed noblemen to “call dibs” on any newlywed bride during her first night of marriage.
According to the decree, local politicians – such as mayors and councilmen – reserve the right to procreate with other men’s new brides “freely and without consequence,” provided those young ladies are within their political constituency. Read the full story
Posted in War Zone
Posted on 30 August 2012.
Alan Turing developed a level of accomplishment called the “Turing Test”, which was; can a computer trick a human into believing it is human.
It turns out, in tests, 72% of Justin Bieber fans failed this test, leading researchers to assume that they were less-than human.
Lead Researcher Gupta-Gupta Khamari from University of California, Berkeley, explained the findings like this. Read the full story
Posted in Celebrity Gossip
Posted on 11 June 2011.
Here’s a little guide to help ensure that you’re driving like the rest of America.
DON’T BE AWARE!
While driving, keep in mind that everyone else on the road should be looking out for you. Therefore, there is no reason for you to be aware of your surroundings. A perfect example of this would be not checking your blind spot when trying to change lanes. Read the full story
Posted in Society, Travel
Posted on 03 September 2010.
Tawdry Soup has found the IQ level of iPhone 4 purchasers is directly related to the place in line each person had when the portable phones went on sale, and the figures are surprising.
In the survey, administered as Tawdry Soup walked down the line that snaked around the block from the local Apple electronics store, a field IQ test asked some basic questions such as, “Does Christmas and New Year’s Day ever fall in the same year and Who is the President of the United States?” Read the full story
Posted in Gadgets & Gizmos, Technology