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Walmart Introduces New Signage to Help Customers Locate Existing Signage


INDIANAPOLIS – Retail giant Walmart has rolled out a brand new idea to install helpful signage to guide customers in the direction of existing signage.

The plan, which was tested across select national stores yesterday, is viewed as a solution to what some consumers describe as an “overwhelming maze.”

RIGHT: Click the image to read the whole joke… kinda got cut off there, sorry.

“Every time I go into Walmart, it takes me 15 minutes just to find a bag of Meow Mix,” said Linda Horton, a resident of Indianapolis. “It takes me even longer to find the sign that points me in the direction of the pet food.” Read the full story

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M Night Shyamalan’s Children in Tears After Big Twist ‘Resolves’ Bedtime Story


M Night Shyamalan’s daughters were being comforted today after being “cheated” by the last installment of their father’s bedtime story.

The two girls are refusing to speak to the Hollywood director after he tied up the many plot contradictions by saying the whole tale had in fact just taken place in the mind of a fevered old woman.

The older girl told us, “He promised he wouldn’t just explain everything away with one of his ‘big twists’ again. Read the full story

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Horoscopes by Catman, Dude


Welcome once again to the astrological stylings of Catman, Dude—the only seer who is not afraid to ask, “How the hell am I supposed to know?” Mr. Dude is an award-winning prognosticator who is half-cat, half-human, and half-assed. The Dude’s ability to predict the future is exceeded only by his inability to recall the past, which he, nevertheless, claims to have foretold with “unerring” certainty. Read the full story

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