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		<title>Bush/Cheney 2012 – The Next Generation</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 16:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>P. Beckert</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dick Cheney is said to be planning a not-so-surprise comeback for the 2012 presidential election, and he’s doing it this time vicariously through his daughter, Liz Cheney. Due to his dissatisfaction with the way the conservative party has so far been running (or not running) things, Cheney has again decided that the only way to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Christmas Light De-tangling Contest Erupts in Violence</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy Smokes, VA – The first annual Christmas lights de-tangling contest held at the local BPOE lodge was interrupted late in the evening when one of the contestants, Harvey Smith, pulled a gun on fellow contestant, John Houdini, accusing him of having a special knack for untying knots, and thereby giving him an unfair advantage. [...]]]></description>
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