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Chapter 11: Hillel Against Hellfire (Honest Adolph Volume II)

Saul is not only a great lover of freedom, but also a great writer.

However, his writing is either greatly behind the curve, or greatly ahead of it!

Read on to find out more.

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Triple Negative Grocer Doesn’t Not Have No Bananas Today

Jerome Heywood, a green grocer working in Poughkeepiee, New York, has two conundra on his hands. First is the quantity of bananas he has available, but second and more importantly, is conveying this number to his befuddled customers.

“It’s not enough that I don’t not have no bananas,” he explained from the produce corner of the local UPick Produce, “but that when I try to tell people about it they think I’m getting all philosophical, which I’m not. It isn’t just not a non-fallacy, it’s a matter of fact.” Read the full story


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