Wasilla, Ak (GlossyNews) — Sarah Palin, potential candidate for the Presidency in 2012, has put in a complaint with the Alaskan State Troopers complaining of Russians peeping in her windows at night. As she once claimed that she “could see Russia from her window”; apparently they can see her as well. Perhaps more of her than she would care for.

“Ah, this here’s ‘Peeping Ivan’s’ lookin’ in mah windows at night!” Read the full story

10. The couple showed up in O.J. Simpson’s 1994 white Ford Bronco.
9. A Secret Service agent read her “Tweet” that read “I told you I could breach White House security.”
8. When she met President Obama she tried to reenact “Forest Gump” by saying, “I have to pee.” Read the full story

US Secret Service agents today refused to be interviewed by Jacko McScrunt, – the Scallies and Yobs page columnist for the International Daily Shitraker – who was investigating reports that a couple of scumbag social climbers trespassed last night’s state dinner at the White House – with the SS office simply issuing the singular dismissive statement that the matter was ‘secret’. Read the full story