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Here Come the Trots! The Best Trotskyite Chat-Up Lines for Discerning Middle-Class Bachelors


Everybody loves a good Trot.

These lovers have got it all:

Sobriety, solemnity, petit-bourgeois decency, and best of all…

An utter crapload of unrelieved sexual frustration!

I coulda said ‘planet-sized intellect’ too, but…

Nah!

Have a go with these and see how much progress you actually make…

Who’s hot to Trot?

And who do women need like a hole in the head? Read the full story

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Wanted to Know How to Woo My Lady. Book Learnin’ Did Me Right


As long-time readers of Glossy News know, I’m a man of exquisite passion. So when I wanted to ratchet up the loving, I did what any man would do. I sipped some whiskey, yelled at my kids, and turned to the wisdom of books.

I didn’t have to look far to find something to fill this void in the parts of my life that so desperately crave the touch of my loving lady. I picked up “How High Should I Jump?” by R. Milton Quibner, HE.R.S, and I got my answers. Read the full story

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