Posted on 21 July 2015.
Andromeda President: I don’t mind a few Milky Way types coming here the odd time, within reason, but they should bloody well accept the way we do things here!!!
Tearful Plutonian claims: My grandchildren are afraid of Neptunians who speak in senses they can’t understand!!! Read the full story
Posted in Books, Newspapers & Misc, Human Interest
Posted on 25 March 2013.
The stars can see your future and they want to give you the bad news before someone else gets to. For never-ending horoscopes, check out our Random Horoscope Generator.
RIGHT: A graphic of the incorrect version of astral superstition, but one we had already purchased the right to use. Read the full story
Posted in Horoscopes
Posted on 10 April 2010.
The mood was somber at Oxford’s esteemed Council on Planetary Stuff this week as yet another solar system down-sizing was announced. CPS Director Percy Hyde-Warf opened the press conference with a display of his famed wit. “I know you reporter chaps are dolts, so I’ll keep this simple. Neptune will likely have to go soon.”
Hyde-Warf went on to shed light on an obscure branch of astrophysics, and detail its near-term impact. “Newton was right, but the past decade has revealed Earth economics affects our Sun’s gravity. Read the full story
Posted in Science & Technologizzy