NASHVILLE, Tennessee (GlossyNews) — In 2008 Nickelback had higher favorability ratings than Bush. Obama was more liberal, loved, and idealistic than famed hippy douchebag John Lennon. Ted Kennedy, best remembered for choosing his political career over a woman’s life, was still alive. John “Pork Barrell” Murtha was still passing out political favors like a candy dealing pervert in an Astro Van. Read the full story