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Hundreds of Slaves Rescued from IKEA Mines in Svooolsbaaard Mountains

 Author: Dexter Sinistri  Published Date: April 1, 2018

In a sunrise raid in Sweden, which in fairness is about 4 hours long this time of year, UNPOL officers (not to be confused with Unipol) rescued dozens of blonde teenagers from the IKEA mines (not to be confused with…

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