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Report: Man Fails to Give Damn


OCEAN CITY – Family, relatives, and friends are in mourning after a man announced he does not give a damn about life, the universe, or anything.

Morgan Carlyle, 46, made the announcement as he left his job at Burger Blast on Saturday, and has since been cooped up in his apartment by city hall, where he is attempting to avoid speaking to the press.

Recorded audio of the fateful moment reveals Carlyle’s blunt message to the country. “The simple reality is, I just don’t give a damn anymore. Nothing is going to change that — not even ecstasy.” Read the full story

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Maryland Overwhelming Approves Gay Marriage, Mauve


GlossyNews.com – In sharp contrast to the first 32 state amendments barring marriage between two loving adults who happen to share the commonality of penis or vagina, Maryland tonight approved Question 6 allowing marriage equality to become law in the state.

The final vote count was 73% in favor, 20% opposed, and the remaining attributed to confusion with the translation of the question into Spanish. The Spanish question read “Do you approve happy Man-women to bell grande loco?”. Read the full story

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