Mainstream News Anchor Proves he Understands Trump’s Presidency by Repeatedly Punching Himself in Face

Mainstream News Anchor Proves he Understands Trump’s Presidency by Repeatedly Punching Himself in Face

Dateline: ATLANTA—A newly hired news anchor at CNN, Guy Hoogetsit, has criticized his colleagues at the cable news station for failing to understand the point of Donald Trump’s election, and maintains that the only way for members of the corporate media to properly report on President Trump is to simultaneously hit themselves repeatedly in the face. Read more Mainstream News Anchor Proves he Understands Trump’s Presidency by Repeatedly Punching Himself in Face

Mainstream News Anchor Proves he Understands Trump’s Presidency by Repeatedly Punching Himself in Face

News Media Confuse Viewers by Speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

News Media Confuse Viewers by Speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian

Dateline: TENNESSEE—American corporate news media baffle viewers by presupposing that all oligarchs are Russian citizens.

“You never hear CNN speak of American oligarchs,” said news media watcher Alonzo Plompus. “For some unknown reason, whenever you hear about oligarchs on cable news, they’re always Russian.”
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News Media Confuse Viewers by Speaking as if all Oligarchs are Russian