Sydney, Australia – An embarrassed Kim Kardashian was in tears last week due to a major malfunction of one of the silicone butt pads she was wearing. She reportedly was so embarrassed by the occurrence that she has scheduled a trip to Rio de Janeiro for emergency plastic surgery to have a Brazilian butt lift done so that this never happens again.

“We were out and about in Sydney late last Saturday night, drinking and dancing and having a marvelous time when Kim whispered to me, ‘my butt feels funny, take a look and see if it looks alright.’ Read the full story

LONDON, U.K. — Shock waves rattled the foundations of the fashion industry Thursday when designer Alexander McQueen’s death made headlines. McQueen, 40, was found unresponsive at his London home. Paramedics pronounced him dead at the scene, with preliminary reports calling the tragedy a suicide. Read the full story