HOLLYWOODLAND, West Coast (GlossyNews) — Self-crowned ‘King of Directors’ James Cameron today announced a project expected to establish a new standard in cinema. Speaking from Malibu’s exclusive ‘Pssst, You can smoke in here’ Bistro, the mega-hit crafter was upbeat, while still maintaining his signature condescending tone. Read the full story

But still only covers 1% of the cost of the war on terror, assuming you back out the costs of TSA and other international – arguably needless and ineffective – counter-terror measures.

After backing out those costs, the $3.6 billion raked in by Avatar and Titanic combined do not even register on the Fear-Index price scale… congratulations?

I’m not on the take or anything, I’m just a big fan of this unique film, and one who loves it quite a lot.

1 – Because, Statistically, You Haven’t Seen It Yet
Even though it’s breaking records left and right, only 70 million tickets have been sold worldwide. That’s barely 1/10th of a percent of all people. I know most people in my group of friends and family (you know, my calling circle) haven’t taken the time. It’s going to be in theaters for a while, but’s already been almost five-weeks, so if not now, then when? Read the full story