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Even Atheists May Hear the Voice of Jesus (comic)


We are all able to hear the voice of God. Even atheists may hear His voice, though it may not carry the exact message that the faithful would like to hear.

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So surely no true Scotsman would behave like this, but what about the guy that hears the voice of Jesus, God, or the immutable Holy Spirit? For reasons unknown to me, we don’t call those who follow the words of their gods “crazy people” despite the fact that they hear voices in their head. Read the full story

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Are Those Voices in Your Head or Are You Just Happy to See Me?


Ever been in a mental institution? Well if you’re anything like me you’ve heard some pretty weird questions. Arguably the strangest is if you hear voices.

I told them that “yes, in fact I hear your voice,” but they were not amused. I didn’t think to cop to what the fellow in this cartoon admits. Oh my yes, he does indeed hear voices, and every man alive should admit that he’s heard them too.

If your man says he hasn’t heard them, he’s either lying or hopelessly unsexable… your call, guys that lie.

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