Posted on 11 January 2017.
Here are the latest harebrained policy suggestions from Donald Trump.
Make America Ridiculous Again!
1. Criminalize hate speech against corporations. Corporations are people too, and they have feelings!
2. Shut down X Factor. Don’t you think we’ve had enough of this crap by now?!
3. Women who have vaginas should be punished. Read the full story
Posted in Politics
Posted on 07 July 2012.
It happened recently, after a long day of free-speech-practicing, that I had occasion to give advice to a person much younger than myself regarding language. This young person, though potentially very bright, was experiencing some confusion over the ubiquity of certain charged words in the media.
It upset her that persons said to be well-educated were so tolerant of words and phrases she deemed offensive. Read the full story
Posted in Opinion/Editorial, Society
Posted on 12 May 2010.
Lexington, VA (GlossyNews) — In a strange twist, the giant oil slick invading the Gulf Coast has blamed the capitalist pimp and preacher, known as Pat Robertson, for creating it.
“I don’t know what everyone is so upset about.“ said the humongous oil slick, when we finally caught up with it off the coast of Louisiana. “Your modern religious dogma that thinks wealth and riches are the way to heaven Read the full story
Posted in Religionism
Posted on 21 April 2010.
Los Angeles, CA (BNSE) — A contentious rally of Neo-Nazis in central Los Angeles erupted into laughter earlier this week as Fascist supporting speakers vehemently denied taunts from hundreds of assembled protesters accusing them of closet homosexuality.
“We are not gay,” shouted one World War II era-esque SS uniformed speaker. “Homosexuality is an abomination against God, and a sin to the white race,” he screamed as he pounded on his metal spike studded leather codpiece. “You’re all going to rot in hell!” Read the full story
Posted in Society
Posted on 29 September 2009.
A family of dodgy Balkan refugees who tried to lure back a lost dog by leaving a trail of their own urine around the streets near their home have been criticised by the town council as a bunch of irresponsible pisspots. Read the full story
Posted in Internets Tubes, Technology