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		<title>Cheney, Inspired By “Iron Man”, Reinvents As Superhero (or Villian, Depending)</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 12 Nov 2010 06:34:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Inspired by the success and the popularity of Marvel Comics &#8216;Iron Man&#8217; movie series, Dick Cheney has decided to use the millions he gathered during his tenure as the head of Halliburton and as the shadow head of the United States of America to reinvent himself as a new superhero- Oil Man. Tired of being [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pentagon Buys J.D. Salinger’s Toilet for $1 Million</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 10:06:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[HOBOKEN, New Jersey (GlossyNews) &#8212; The Pentagon today announced that in keeping with the President’s unofficial request to keep spending to a minimum, it would henceforth be purchasing many items used from the popular auction site, eBay at considerably less than they would cost if bought outright from government contractors. In fact, the House Appropriations [...]]]></description>
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		<title>We Are Taking Over This Website To Show You This Message</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 10:48:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A MESSAGE TO THE CITIZENS OF THE UNITED STATES Official notification is hereby given by venue of this website to all citizens of the United States that the government of said land is dissolved and that the entity formerly known as the United States Of America has been acquired in a hostile takeover by the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Far Right Kicks Off &#8216;Cheney For Dictator&#8217; Campaign</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 11:40:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[UNDISCLOSED LOCATION in Northern Southern Wyoming (GlossyNews) &#8212; The wheels are already grinding under the Dick Cheney for Dictator campaign of 2012. The former President of Vice of the United States announced his candidacy at a meeting of Corporations For Keeping America Under Our Thumbs&#8217; convention in New Orleans. Cheney&#8217;s opening speech contained many gems [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Obama Ready to Open Big Can of Whup Ass</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 12 Jun 2010 11:41:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[NEW YORK, New York (GlossyNews) -– Talking like he was getting ready for the biggest basketball game of his life, President Barack Obama made it perfectly clear Tuesday morning on the Today Show that he is contemplating opening that big can of whup ass he has stored in his desk drawer and unleashing it on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dick Cheney Has Oil on His Hands in Louisiana</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 12:30:28 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jackson, WY (GlossyNews)b&#8211; “Oh what an oily mess we make when kickbacks from Halliburton we do take,” should have screamed the headlines in this morning’s newspapers across the land. But alas, it was not to be. Instead, the only media outlets to pick up on the story of Halliburton’s very real involvement in the construction, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Halliburton And The Carrots, Holds the Sticks</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2009 00:12:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bogota, Columbia – In an unusual development in the strife-torn South American country of Columbia, the giant war machine known as Halliburton seems to be growing food. Over the past 6 months, on advice from a high-level undisclosed source, the company has planted the equivalent of 2500 square miles of garden carrots to replace the [...]]]></description>
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