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Boris Johnson Promises Brexit Boom: “We’ll Corner the Cocaine Industry!”

Compulsive Onanist and quasi-photogenic Eton fop Alexander Boris De Pfeffel Johnson has finally managed to allay fears of a Brexit slump by investing in local industry, providing some helpful tax cuts to rich and poor alike, and looking out for…

WTF?! Click now to find out more! Boris Johnson Promises Brexit Boom: “We’ll Corner the Cocaine Industry!”