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GOP Blasts Don’t Ask/Tell Compromise as Sub-Fabulous


On this snowy day in our nation’s Capitol, one can feel the power of hope overtaking all vestiges of cynicism. This lame duck Congress seems to this reporter’s eyes, to be driven by a spirit of bipartisanship seldom seen in American history.

Legislative roadblocks once considered intractable are now dropping faster than Miley Cyrus undergarments. Read the full story

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Openly Gay Soldier Personally Loses War on Terror


Washington 2011: The official cause of America’s loss in the Afghanistan war has been traced to an openly gay soldier.

The unidentified soldier, known as “Pretty Tony “ by his fellow soldiers, enlisted soon after the military dropped its opposition to allowing openly gay soldiers to get their legs blown off like everyone else. Read the full story

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Cooking with Barack: Lame Duck Stew


Even though this is called duck stew, critics of the administration are quick to point out that there is no duck involved.

It is only served at this specific time of year in Washington DC. It is not to everyone’s personal taste.

Thought to have been devised by President Lincoln’s chef in the 1860s, the ingredients have changed with each administration, reflecting the times. Teddy Roosevelt personally shot his own ingredients. Read the full story

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Kim Jong Il Crush on Bill Richardson Intensifies after Latest Visit


Kim Jong Il is said to still be talking about the wonderful visit he had with his “American GI buddy” earlier this month.

Those who know Kim Jong Il intimately claim that it was no coincidence that Richardson was chosen to travel to North Korea to discuss various issues concerning nuclear power and tension with South Korea. They say Kim has a huge “man crush” on New Mexico Gov. Bill Richardson. Read the full story

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Cindy McCain’s Chic Haircut Causes Senate Upheaval


PRESCOTT, AZ — GlossyNews.com: Re-elected Sen. John McCain, going on 74, seemed to coast to victory in November, easily beating Tuscon Democrat Rodney Glassman to hang onto his Arizona Senate seat. But his wife’s new chic haircut got major press, and this threw the 5-term senator into a major funk. Read the full story

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